The worst thing yet...

I was watching Seinfeld when this commercial came on for the presidential Chia pet.  You wanted change, you got it.  Apparently because we have a black president now the kings of last minute gifts, Chia, have decided that Obama should have a growable Afro hairdo that citizens can shear as they please.  The worst part: the entire time I was praying this was just a fauxmercial, and they're completely serious about the whole deal.