Not for all the Unicorns in the World

Every time I go visit Austin I end up going to Toy Joy.  It's a habit I can't seem to beat.  They just have so much cool stuff in there! 

Look at these Unicorns herded up like cattle.  A surplus of unicorns.  I want one.

Left, David (like Perseus from Clash of the Titans) and Right, me nursing a newborn baby unicorn

They had a lot of crazy stuff in this section, and when I looked up the mountain of snakes, cockroaches, dragons, rats, and lizards, I saw the face of Satan.