My best friend Laura painted a still life of Lady Gaga and I at the disco. It's really awesome because a lot of times when Gaga and I get together, shit gets INTENSE so Laura's paints kept getting spilled by rogue back up dancers dressed in garish costumes. She did a great job though!
This isnt the first time Lady Gaga and I have been spotted together. We get along because we both like strutting when we walk, as pictured above, and we both go to underground hot spots. Her on the streets of New York to a club, and me at the bowling alley I also appear in this music video below at 2:56. We make out, but that's what friends do sometimes.